One of my friend in Mumbai is very enthusiastic for issues of national integrity. Often he gets involved in teaching Hindi to people who can't speak it. And most of the times he finds enough 'students'. One day one of his student was asked to show what he learned by few of his friends-cum-colleagues. Now since the student was new on Hindi learnings, he came up with the best he could,
“दिव्या भारती की ख़ुदकुशी की गयी थी |"
(English Translation: Divya Bharti was suicide-ed!)