Some of the jokes i liked while reading on net, receiving in mail or via sms.
begger: give me 5 rupees mam.
mam: you are so young and healthy. you should do some work and earn instead of begging.
begger: mam, you are also so beautiful that you should be in film industry.
mam: ok. ok. i dont have change. keep this 10 rupees.
judge: order...order...whoever makes a noise now will be put outside of court.
"hip hip hureey........" yelled the accused.
person a: "i have invented a thing by which a person can see through a wall".
person b: "wow !! what is it?"
person a: "window"
lili murdered her husband and court ordered her death sentence.
lili said to judge "pity my lord....i am a widow."
conductor to passenger: "Mr, you cant smoke in bus."
passenger: "But i m not smoking."
conductor: "You have cigarette in your mouth.'
passenger: "so what? i have shoes in my legs but you see i m not walking"
husband: "i have brought this diamond necklace for your birthday!"
wife: "wow! but you promised a car"
husband: "yes, but i couldnt find a duplicate car"
Munnabhai: "Circuit, Why this dog is shaking its tail?"
Circuit: "Come on bhai, now tail cannot shake the dog no"?
A Kanjoos to his son: "You idiot, before marriage only you have spent 1200 rupees on her."
son "Sorry dad, but she had only that much money."
what did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?.
Aaila!!!! kisine mera pocket maar liya
5 Lovable wrds-"I will top my class"
4 pleasant wrds-"I will work hard''
3 sweet wrds-"i love studying''
2 spl wrds-"my books"
1 important wrd- "later "!!
Name the animal which is exactly like dog but walks on three legs ?
What is the answer.?!!
Thief with knife: Tera paisa nikaal!!
Man: Do you know who I am? I'm a Politician.
Thief: Acchha? To phir MERA paisa nikaal. :-)
Nepali ko chirag mila, jin ne 3 wish diye.
Nepali: 1. Ek bada bangla. 2. osh me khoob daulatwala aadmi 3. uskha gurkha humko banao.