Short and Sweet

Some of the jokes i liked while reading on net, receiving in mail or via sms.

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begger: give me 5 rupees mam.
mam: you are so young and healthy. you should do some work and earn instead of begging.
begger: mam, you are also so beautiful that you should be in film industry.
mam: ok. ok. i dont have change. keep this 10 rupees.

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judge: order...order...whoever makes a noise now will be put outside of court.
"hip hip hureey........" yelled the accused.

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person a: "i have invented a thing by which a person can see through a wall".
person b: "wow !! what is it?"
person a: "window"

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lili murdered her husband and court ordered her death sentence.
lili said to judge "pity my lord....i am a widow."

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conductor to passenger: "Mr, you cant smoke in bus."
passenger: "But i m not smoking."
conductor: "You have cigarette in your mouth.'
passenger: "so what? i have shoes in my legs but you see i m not walking"

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husband: "i have brought this diamond necklace for your birthday!"
wife: "wow! but you promised a car"
husband: "yes, but i couldnt find a duplicate car"

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Munnabhai: "Circuit, Why this dog is shaking its tail?"
Circuit: "Come on bhai, now tail cannot shake the dog no"?

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A Kanjoos to his son: "You idiot, before marriage only you have spent 1200 rupees on her."
son "Sorry dad, but she had only that much money."

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******HINDI******
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what did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?.
Aaila!!!! kisine mera pocket maar liya


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5 Lovable wrds-"I will top my class"
4 pleasant wrds-"I will work hard''
3 sweet wrds-"i love studying''
2 spl wrds-"my books"
1 important wrd- "later "!!


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Name the animal which is exactly like dog but walks on three legs ?

What is the answer.?!!

Langda kutta


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Thief with knife: Tera paisa nikaal!!
Man: Do you know who I am? I'm a Politician.
Thief: Acchha? To phir MERA paisa nikaal. :-)


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Nepali ko chirag mila, jin ne 3 wish diye.
Nepali: 1. Ek bada bangla. 2. osh me khoob daulatwala aadmi 3. uskha gurkha humko banao.

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